A typical Chat transcript

well there are numerous types of chat moods, but when two old pals are chatting then whatever the mood be  or the situation there are patterns in the chat sequence that one can make out that is common and way of the initial topic. for instances the girls booze etc.

see for your self if u  have the patience and stamina to read through the end.

Abhi: kya baat hai good old days bahut yaad aa rahe hain 

SS: haan be

tere classes shuru hue ki nahi

Abhi’s new status message – ~Remembering the gud old days   9:19 PM

Abhi: shuru  :O

saale aadhe se zyada term khatam ho gya

SS kya

aur tere msg ko kya hua

Abhi: 3 hafte aur term1 complete

SS abe saala kaafi jaldi samay beet gaya

Abhi: haan wo to hai

msg ko kya ho gaya matlab??

SS tere ko bhi old days yad aa rahe hain

Abhi: haan bhai

aaj se nahin kal se hi yaad aa rahe hain

SS kyun kya hua koi madam dikh gayi kya college mein

aur bata experience kaisa chal raha hai

Abhi: arey yaar madam to hain hi nahin clg mein

sookha hai

akaal hai

mahamaari hai

SS kyun bhai ek bhi nahi aayi kyaa???

schedule kaafi hectic hai ya cool hai

Sent at 9:24 PM on Thursday

Abhi: haan bahut cool hai…bas hamesha lagi rehtiu hai

baki sab kool hai

saans lene ki fursat nahin hoti hia but baki sab kool hai

Sent at 9:26 PM on Thursday

SS abe sahi mein. tab to mujhe aane se pehle soochna padega

Abhi: ab ghatiya jagah hai

SS haan chod de

Abhi: job kar wohi sahi hai

SS colege ko

tu bhi

Abhi: chhodna mere liye option nahin hai

SS kyun be

Abhi: teri tarah bond nahin hoon naa

 

SS GGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Abhi: abe sach

SS abe summers ki to shuruaat ho gayi hogi

abe sahi batana kitne mehnat tune isbar ki thi CAT ke liye

Abhi: naa ke barabar

haan wo to first day se hi shuru ho gayi thi

aajkal CV submission time hai

abe tune blog likhna chhod diya

SS abe kuch bata mujhe bhi gaand phati hui lag rahi hai. time ka exam is week pehli baar dia tha.92%aaya hai

abe thora bahut likha tha. ab time nahi milta hai unpaid job karne ka

Sent at 9:34 PM on Thursday

Abhi: abe seedhi baat hai

tension mat le

ho jayega

tension lega to jo chahe ukhaad le

nahin hoga

SS hahahahahh ……………… to kya karu sirf mock doon aur usko revise karu

??

Abhi: nahin sirf mock de

SS matlab analyse naa karu

Abhi: maine to nahin kiya

tujhe pata hai tera weak point kya hai?

SS haaaaan quant

Abhi: tujhe pata hai usmein specifically kya?

u kno how u can improve tht?

u kno how much u can score in ur strong sec on a bad day?

SS lagta hai nos system. main aaj-kal PG ka thread dekh raha hoon quant ka.

Abhi: mat dekh

SS kaise improve karu nahi pata

Abhi: u hv an idea how much time does it take to clear the 3 sectionals?

SS nahi

Abhi: practice

just make sure u get answers of these questions and then u dont need to make any effort

plan accordingly then

SS okkkk. u men to say that sirf mocks doo. i think it is a gud idea.and one thing what can one expect for that half-hour xtra papaer

what changes in strategy did u make for this half-hour

Abhi: time to chill 

SS cutoffs mein koi khaas increase tujhe mehsoos hui kya is aadhe ghante ke chalte

Abhi: forget cutoffs forget evrything

get an idea of ur relative strength

consider avg 50mins each

nd analyse how much time u need to score for

wt ppl score in those 50 mins

eg. if u r VA bond..

SS ..

Abhi: u mite be able to do VA in 20 mins

for wt i will take 50

QA 70 for 50

DI 45 for 50

SS so basically u r saying to focus on strength and clear the cutoffs

Abhi: so u clear cutoffs in 135 mins

tht leaves u with 15 xtra mins

go fr most scoring nd do tht

but make sure u dont hv to come back to ny section

SS matlab. u r saying that to see every questions in 135 min.

Abhi: a suggested approach for these 15mins is to give 10 to storng section

nd 5 for weakest

i never said tht

tht totally depends on paper

but u must kno tht u need 20-25-35-45-70-80 wtevr mins for wt others take 50

Sent at 9:50 PM on Thursday

SS one more thing. sumtimes there is chances that the sec. that is difficult for me the paper comes easier than expected and i might think that i have clred the cutoff but in reality the cutoff is higher….

Abhi: DO NOT MAKE A STRATEGY THAT IS DEPENDENT ON PAPER

SS good “20-25-35-45-70-80 ” i like this approach

Abhi: abe tu online hai baatein kar raha hai..phir bhi idle dikha raha hai tujhe

:O

SS le kush rehhh

Abhi: yaar seedhi baat hai naa..jab doosra 50 min mein 20 no layega to tu 35 mein le aayega

jab wo 50 min mein 40 layega tab bhi tu 35 mein le aayega

plus u hv a buffer of 15mins

SS haan ab samajh mein aaya mujhe

Abhi: this was how i looked at it

SS main abhi saari questions dekh raha tha sec. wise time nahi allocate kar raha tha

Abhi: u may have a different perspective altogether

SS haan is tarah se sec. cutoff ka kuch aacha idea lag paayega

Abhi: waise main abhi apne CAT coaching join karne ke din hi yaad kar raha tha 

http://abhitaneja.blogspot.com/2007/08/remembering-good-old-days.html

SS sahi hai beta ab blogging bhi kare laga hai. gud. mere ko to ab dil hi nnahi karta hai, likhne ka jab bhi man hota hai to PC nahi aur PC hota hai to mann nahi

Abhi: pata nahin but main kuchh zyada hi likh raha hoon aajkal

SS kya be daaru peena shuru to nahi kar dia naa

Abhi: jo posts hain unmein se kuchh posts to yahan ERcell walon ne hatwa diye hain

kyun?

Sent at 9:59 PM on Thursday

SS ye matlab er cell??

Abhi: haan External Relations cell

bole nythin related to IIM-C shud not go out of campus

kya bakwaas hai

SS kya be bina proprietory ke mera naam post kar dia hai

to kyn batata hai unhe apne blog ke baare mein

Abhi: arey TIME ki baat ho aur tera naam na aaye

arey main kyun bataoonga

google ki galti hai

search mein 1st aur 2nd page per de deta hai

SS abe kisi ALIAS se post kar…. jaise ki main karta hoon. mera naam kahi nahi hain usme

aur agar time ki baat hai to us miss ka bhi naam hona chahiye

Abhi: kis?

kaun si miss?

SS abe ek hi to maal thi wahan time mein jo tere ko line deti thi

Abhi: aisa hai kya?? :O

tab kyun nahin bataya

naam bolna daal deta hoon

SS abe naam to main bhool gaya lekin usi ka reference auni aur mota dia tha tab hum wahan gaye the

Abhi: uski baat kar raha hai jisne baal rangwaye the  ?

ya teri wali jo thi?

ya wo jo scooty se giri thi?

kaunsi wali ki baat kar raha hai?

Sent at 10:07 PM on Thursday

SS abe baal rangwane waali, waise to main scooty waali ko bhool hi gaya tha. tujhe kaafi yaad hai abhi bhi uski. aur mujhe jo pasand thi uska naam angna thakkar tha

Abhi: kya baat hai boss..

abhi tak naam yaad hai

sahi hai

ab mili to isi baat se pat jayegi ki bande ko itne time baad bhi naam yaad hai

jabki main to shakal bhi bhul gayi thi 

SS Grrrr

wah beta tu kyun yaad rakhega usko tere ko to range baal wali pasand thi naa

ya phir scooty wali…………….

Abhi: ya phir dono nahin 

SS Simple to make out if he is drunk…  kahan se ye sab seekh gaya lagta hai ki JOKA ka kamal hai. shuru kar di kyaa

Abhi: ocassional

SS haan main to 11 players ko to bhool hi gaya tha.. accha kia ki yaad karwa dia

Abhi: lol

Sent at 10:11 PM on Thursday

SS haan ab to lool hi bolega tuu

Abhi: hadh hai

SS saturday off hai ki nahi coll mein. aur single occupancy room hi hogi

Abhi: main to hamesha se yehi bolta tha

SS kitne presentations de die hain abhi tak

Abhi: zyada nahin

4-5

SS “Why / Why not go to IIMs?? ” its a good read

Abhi: hmm

shukriya

SS ” more curious/anxious/excited about some place and it was not the Jokaland but the state i had to pass through..Yup..BIHAR.

“

ye kya bakar thi

Abhi: abe mere emotions hain be

SS abe bihar earth mein hi hai……….curious to see bihar….grrr

Abhi: bakar nahin 

tu dil pe mat le yaar

i was really curios

SS kya be tune kis bihari se baatein ki ki bihar ko dekhne ke liye curious tha

Abhi: mujhe neend aa rahi thi nd i dint sleep

SS “… everything looked similar except the people…everyone looked terribly terrified”   aadmi hi dekha tha naa

Abhi: just fr tht reason

lol

tu to dil pe le raah hai yaar

bangali aadmi the 

SS “The area from Mughal Sarai till Dhanbad is known for scandals and unlawful activities along with snatching at gun point and otherwise… “”

Abhi: mere cubicle mein sab bong the..

haan logon ne kaha aisa

SS that’s nothing but naxals… and gift of Bengall if u know

Abhi: ye nahin bataya

tha

SS saale kaise batayenge. and naxal is not that bad if u know the reason behind it and its mission

anyone who challenges state is either terrorist or naxal but…….

Abhi: but?

SS bu see from theirs view point. bhagat singh was a terrorist in eyes of british.. but it’s a way to look at things

Abhi: hmm

SS that doesn’t even mean that it’s all good. for more see the movie”HAZARON KWAHISE AISI”

Abhi: dekhi hai

SS THAT’S NAXAL THING

Abhi: hmm

lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai tu yeh post padte mein ekdum senti ho gaya

Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday

SS abe koi bihar ke baare mein -ve bole to accha nahi lagta. aur waise bhi bongs darpok honte hain aur biharion se unhe khundas rehti hi hai, kyunki unki gaand yahan bahut maari jaati hai

Abhi: haan wo to tum logon ne pehli bata hi rakha tha aur phir khud dekh bhi liya

hadh se zyada darpok hote hain

yaar tu -ve le raha hai usko

SS “Why/ why not to join IIMC ” is the story true…

or is a PR excercise

Abhi: intention -ve nahin thi

PG per post tha kisi ka

i think tru hi hai more or less

except a few globe

SS means i njoyed and not survive the first yr….tue

Sent at 10:26 PM on Thursday

SS and i am not taking it -vely but showing u the truth. background mein utna nahi hota hai jitna ki highlight ho jaata hai. courtsey lalu. for instance mumbai isn’t safe bcoz of mafia but normal ppl ko farak nahi padta hai

Abhi: haan yaar i understand tht

tum logon ke saath kafi raha hoon

SS good. chal yaar ab main ghar jaata hoon tu apna no de de aur mera to hoga hi…9820574909

Abhi: 9903974637

chalo phir

aish karo

aazadi ki zindagi jio

 

SS haan beta dil to mera bhi bengal ke prison mein jaane ka ho raha hai aur tum keh rahe ho ki aazadi njoy karu. nice ironyy…

Abhi: abe MBA is not worth it

u kno tht

u hv hd a falvour

*flavour

SS haan but kaise logon ko justify karu i dunno

Abhi: mushkil hai

SS really i hated it with the core of my heart then i thought that it might be diif. in some gud b-school(meaning IIMs)

Abhi: it hurts wen i get to hear tht u r saying so coz u r afraid of putting in effort

but tht is life

nd not evry decision cud b based on public image

thr is smtimes a tradeoff b/n public and private life

SS han yaar. i thought that it might be diff in iims…haha atleast no insecurities

Abhi: saala IIM mein hona hi ek bahut badi insecurity hai

SS i was insecure bcoz i hadn’t any job at college and then again a dogfight to ensue and much more ruthless and brazen

Abhi: 2 F nd u r out of insti

SS hahaha

sahi main nikale jaate hain kyaa

Abhi: aur nahin to

6term ~40 courses

2 F allowed

3rd F = OUT

no re exam funda

F means F

SS abe saala tough hai… aur F dene main daiict ki arah hi tyaar rehte hain ki nahi

Abhi: ny disciplinary action:: OUT

SS hahah .. sala usme jaane ke bad nikalne mein aur tension

Abhi: haan waisa hi hia

aur uper se fite itni maarti hai janta ki

jeena haraam ho jata hai

itne maggu aate hain saale

jab dekho padhte rahenge

SS abe saala sahi main jindagi jhand hai

Abhi: apni to life barbaad kar hi rahe hain

hamari bhi kar rahe hain

to tujhe mazaak lag raha tha

SS nahi be but i was expecting more satisfaction than where i was

Abhi: pata nahin but MBA sucks

it is not worth it

MBAs are paid to give up their life

SS hahahah ok we will tak abt this later i hav to goo i am having many caals from neta ji…

Abhi: chalo

SS byeeeeee

Abhi: netaji ko salaam thok dena

bbye